Nepali Adult Jokes
Here are the Nepali Adult Jokes
Poor man catches a fish,
Wife couldnt cook coz there was
Then, man puts fish back in river..
Fish comes up n shouts..
”Baburam Bhattarai Zindabad!!”
Once. . .bill gates went to a restaurant. . . .and he gave a tip of only 2 dollars to the waiter. . . . .
Waiter wz surprizd at dis nd he said. . – yesterday ur s0n gave me a tip of 100 dolars. . .bt u. . .only 2!??
Wise reply by bill gates : he z the s0n of a billionare. . .bt m the s0n of a farmer. .:ppp
Why do woman rub their
eyes when they woke up??
because they do not have balls to scratch.
Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears??
A Classic Answer..
Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART”
Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….xD
Height of being horny
Girl:Dr.mero bf ko m*al ekdum thulo cha….
Jaba vitra jancha taba liver ma gayera thokincha….
Dr.- Uso vaye ma usko m*al choto banaidiu??
Girl-Nai doctor, bas mero liver lai alikati mathi saardinus….!!
A 23 yr old girl got pregnant
The Mother angrily shouts:
Who was dat pig? Call him here right now
30 min later, a big car stops in front of their house
A matured grey haired boy in an expensive suit steps out
Boy: I am sorry for the problem, But I cant marry her
If a boy is born, I’ll give u 2 stores, a villa & $ 2million
If a girl is born, I’ll give u 2 factories & $ 5million
But in case of a Miscarriage, what do u suggest I do?
Mother: F*** HER AGAIN!
Boy: hello, sweet heart..
Girl: hello dear,
Boy: K cha tani maya, malai temro
nikai yaad aai rahecha ni..
Girl: lau, agi varkhar kura garya
hoena phone ma?
Boy: Hyatterika, ferry temelai nai
Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with an ‘I’.
Student : I is the ………
Teacher : Stop!! Never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’.
Student : Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes):Done sir. Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don’t have much stamina for it sir.
Boss: Very good. Here’s the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home
principal enter the classroom n kiss madam..n said: see children aids does not transmitt through kissing..
student: sir plzz show us how does it transmitt also..
धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:-
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो……..
बुझ्ने ले हास्नु, नबुझ्ने ले कार्टुन नेट्वोर्क हेर्दै बस्नु!
Cute Proposal. ♥
Boy: Aren’t Your Legs Paining?
Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !♥! -.-
Nepali & American college principals argued that their students are fearless.
American college principle called d
students n asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
They jumped Principal said:
“see the guts”
Nepali Principal called the students
& told them to jump.
“pagal vako chas kya takle?”
Principal said :
“see the guts”:P
A beautiful girl asks lift from you.
On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says
‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.
’THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
THIS IS REAL TENSION…………
Man in bed with wife, sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her, legs, spreads her legs apart & runs his hand everywhere moves back towards top & stops.
Wife gasps..”Why did u stop…hmm..?”
Man-Remote vetiyo….timi suta aba….
Teacher: Explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has
four buttons, if three buttons
break down the entire
responsibility will be on the
A 13 year girl at a bra shop…
Girl-show me bra
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple………
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